GET YO ASS WHOOP

Jun 17

I just spent like 5 hours in the living doing NOTHING
life’s good man *sips pringles and chokes*

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WELP, THEY DID IT… THEY MANAGED TO MAKE FLASH WORSE
Now instead of lagging and occasionally freezing my entire firefox… NOW IT DOESN’T LOAD VIDEOS! AND IT BUFFERS LIKE SHIT! OH BOY! ADOBE IS SO GOOD!

Cheeto commercial used “Make it rain”
officially uncool to say that now

I popped into world chat by accident and someone said “gays are bad” and another guy laughed at him
THE WORLD IS CHANGING FOR THE BETTER
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I said “You’re funny” to him, I hope he feels bad, because he’s bad

I love thatt you get the full RO ost just by dling the game
hmmmmmmmmg *rubs songs all over face*

playing warframe to RO LOL

Jun 16

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I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE TWO HOURS TO USE THE TREDMILL AND LIKE OKAY FUCK IT I’M STARVING

imgoingtobegettingsomewarframeplatsonewleafisgoingtotakelongerthannormalk?lol

Also I ordered RF4 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY *clapclapclap* now all my “THESE THINGS ARE GOING TO EITHER GO UP IN PRICE OR HAVE PRE ORDER BONUSES UP THE ASSSSSSSSSS” titles out of the way I’M FREE TO BUY THINGS THAT WILL ONLY DEPRECIATE OR STAY THE SAME

So… everyone wants to me to New Leaf… and I guess I want a casual game to lay about while falling asleeping… so… sigh I guess I’ll get that lol
I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE WANT ME TO PLAY WITH THEM WHEN I SAID I’D MAKE POTHOLES AL OVER

omg if I accidentally sprint on your flowers I’m so fucking sorry and I will go and get you some flowers (can you send mail? like money and stuff??? I will leave shit in your trees for you to find as an apology…)

omfg shift + enter doesn’t damn work on tumblr I keep forgetting

this joke has evolved from “spot the lady with her shirt and make fun of her” to “torture matt” :3333
Ionlytortureyoubecause… I WANT TO, BAKA… yandere + tsundere??? *shrug*

haythams-butt:

ezioauditoress:

im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this

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justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino 

model pics xxxxxx #nomakeup #imcute 

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(via waker-of-the-winds)

ooooooh sweeeeeeet RF4 is gonna be 60 fps
The graphics are pretty low-end looking (I mean just look at like MH or Wind Waker and then RF4 LOL… hell even SMT4 looks like crysis compared to it… anyway 60 FPS YAY. rf3 chugged a bit but it was just in high pop zones/instances so who cares)
also re-used assets LOL (look how much I care)

Why are people even bothering to cover the Xbone? Like what unsubsidized knowledgable writer is going to write shit about it? DUN WAIST UR TYM PPL