GET YO ASS WHOOP

May 23

…One day I should go on on online game and just shit talk and see how many people actually go OMIGAWSH A GUUUUUUUURL
This… doesn’t happen right????????????? *just about never tells anyone my gender online*

tl;dr you make friends best when you don’t try to make friends xD
why the hell is that? LOL

I always do things better when I’m unaware of what I’m doing

UHHHHHHHH I DUNNO WHERE TO CUT THIS BUT IT’S LONG AND IT’S DUMB RAMBLING LOL

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HAHAH OF COURSE ZANZA IS MORE FABULOUS THAN MEYNEF HE’S OBVIOUSLY MORE FEMININE

May 22

15 year old homestuck—- THE POISON OF THE INTERNET
The poison of youtube is those 11 year old kids who make runescape and roblox videos that are either terrible and corny skits or they make kill montages to LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

But at least on youtube it’s funny

I want to make a dead serious series with little to no comic relief. Then after it’s all over make a side series where it’s gag manga style and no one can be taken seriously. And the worst of the worst villains will be the worst/best punch lines

Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense

fictionaladyfeels:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

#i’m not saying its aliens #but

(via sidetrack643)

OMG I’M SORRY I ATE YOUR PIZZA ROLLS OKAY
JEEZ YOU DIDN’T EVEN SAY “I ASKED FOR PIZZA ROLLS SO IF WE GET SOME DON’T EAT THEM” GOSH I THOUGHT THEY WERE FOR ME. I MEAN WE DID JUST BUY CHICKEN POT PIES FOR ME AND STUFF JEEZ

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The only thing I fear for of the wiiu is the hardware… I dunno how it’ll stand up to the “One” and PS4 hardware so late in the gen the wiiu might end up out of the loop from the standard “on every console” games… either that or get shitty ports

This is going to be another weird gen where I can’t play a certain console huh? In this case I won’t be buying one or two of them…

http://www.joystiq.com/2013/02/21/sony-ps4-can-play-used-games/

HAHAHAAHHAAH MICROSOFT IS FUCKED

“People are getting spoiled and expect the world. Seem like no company can do anything right these days. I personally hate the ‘used’ game industry. If only everyone who wanted to play a game that took millions of dollars and years to make would pay an equal amount then maybe games would be cheaper for all of us..”
In the comments. Well excuse me richy fucking rich mister priveledged and can’t look beyond his own means.
>Sometimes used is the only way to buy a game

“Only gullible morons are surprised by this news.”
HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHHA HOOOOO SOMEONE HASN’T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION

I wouldn’t celebrate just yet, guys. All he says is that the PS4 can play used and second-hand games, but guess what? We can all play second-hand EA titles online, too, they just require the purchase of an online pass. 

I’m going to save my celebration for when they tell us that no additional fees will be required to license a used game, not just that the console is capable of playing them.”
Oh that’s true… Sony’s not out of the water yet

WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TEACHER UPDATED THE GRADES GOT AN 80/100 ON MY FINAL AND A TOTAL OF 90% FOR THE CLASS
GOT MY MUTHAFUKIN A BITCHES
NOW I CAN SLEEP SOUNDLY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO